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Llamanator - 03.10.08
Experiment updates!
Llamanator - 02.14.08
Love day happiness to you and yours!
Llamanator - 02.11.08
More stuffs needed!

And answer my emails dammit!
Llamanator - 01.27.08
Drunk poast!
Moo - 01.23.08
i'm not dead... i feel appy!... i think i'll go fo a walk now.... *thud*
Dain - 01.17.08
I still have no idea what's going on.
Marcin - 01.08.08
Also, whoever it was that went to China, that's damn cool and he can show me around the place anytime.

That town looks ripe for either some slomo wirefu or gunkata action, btw. And those poky rocks are just CRAZY!
Marcin - 01.08.08
NICE SITES AND INFORMATIONS!

o_O
Llamanator - 12.06.07
Hai guyz what's goin on?
Dain - 10.30.07
I don't want to, I'd rather my answers were handed to me.
Pike - 10.30.07
It's a bit of fun, work it out
Dain - 10.29.07
What is this china thing?
walTer - 10.26.07
CHINA!
Moo - 09.15.07
Fixed. Let me know at gmail if you need the doc about uploading pics and stuff jono.
Moo - 09.15.07
lol. what was that? =)
Pike - 09.14.07
oops
Dain - 09.01.07
I might try it out. The demo that is. Course if I like it, I can't afford it, hahaha.
Moo - 09.01.07
I hear ya dain, its really not all that bad skill wise, it has three difficulties, and they are adjustable on the fly while you are playing, if you run into trouble. I'd say you may want to download the demo and give it a try. heh.
Dain - 08.25.07
I wish I had the skill to play games like that. They sound so totally cool.
Llamanator - 08.21.07
Bioshock!!!

ZZZZAAAPPP!!
Excuses Incorporated


Looking for a ship - 06.01.08
Anyone have a gently used ship they want to sell? Must be equivalent to a sloop or higher.

06.01.08, Captain D

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gaming stuffs... - 01.31.08

So I picked up assassin's creed... kinda neat, lots of decent new climb-ie and kill-ie techniques. Pretty good story too... feels kinda like a movie for the most part, different camera angles and interactive cut scenes... it does, however, get fairly repetitive... the little sub/side missions that you do to gain intel on the the main assassination subject for each mission are pretty much the same fours tasks over and over... climb something high, rescue a peon, eavesdrop on a few people, pick pocket something from someone else, and then climb something high again to find more side missions... i've realized its just another method of the level grind, cleverly disgused as something else... but at least you can skip most of it if you want, and jump pretty much straight to the kill, though if you do, you will be at a distinct disadvantage. meh. over all though, i do like the sand box feel and its got a fairly emersive enviro thing going on... i just wish i could have bought armor or weapons and the like. i guess i can always play some oblivion if i need the true rpg fix... then again, i miss my mmo's.... *sniff* i admit it. i like to brag. i mean whats the point of owning the best armor in the game or killing the hardest boss if there is no one there to brag about it to??? lol.

god i need a gta style sand box mmo with rpg undertones, levels and armors... oh and the ability to buy houses/create communities... Grand Theft Nation.... some one get me a pitch meeting with rockstar right away puhlease!

01.31.08, Moo

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the Mooman returneth - 01.23.08

so, firstly, or something along that line... a or 1 or um... prime er uno... um... so i'm not sure anyone even bothers to come here anymore, but then again i'm not really sure that many people did. But, heck, since i've got a bit more time in the "evenings" after work, i figured i might as well spend a bit of time updaterizing. oh... and i won't be spell checking or like prolly proof reading posts... cause well i'm lazy and i'm using the built in cms news creation function on the main page... So yeah... where did we leave off?

i'm working at a bank now... kinda.... not kinda working, but as in its kinda sorta a bank... its a credit card issuing bank, the canadian subsiderererarything of bank of america.. wootys. I'm doing, get this, customer service... but i actually don't mind it so much this time around... or well, at least for now. i've learned a lot of bank-a-nese and a ton about keeping good credit bureau stuffs. btw my credit rating is like insanely good which was very odd considering all the student loan bs from like 8 years ago! yay for 7 year cycles! heh. after the education i was placed on a team that worked 11 hour days, four days a week.. i liked having three days off, but the work days were just way way way too long... so about three weeks back i transfered to evening shifts ... monday-friday... 5pm to 2am or so... (give or take an hour) so i get the weekends off and i don't have to get up early at all... and pretty much thats the way i like it.. plus when i get home after work i've got plenty of time to watch to shows/tv/xboxen/rant etc... so meh, i'm happy. plus the pay is better than the last place, and it have full benefits included... i don't have to pay and amelia is covered by them as well.... and um... pretty much as much ot as i feel like putting in.... so yeah, thats better.

on the house front, we still haven't started doing the upstairs bathroom yet... we did go to a designer place for shits and giggles to see what they would quote.. no lie.. like 18 freaking k... 18k for a basic bathroom... thats just nuts... i mean like no fancy tub shit or magic mp3 playing toilet seats or rainbow strobe lighted shower head... 18k! hah... i mean, yeah, we want in floor heating but still... lol. instead we will prolly purchase the fixtures, tiles, and such ourselves and have them installed by a general contractor... oh and i guess i should tell you our winter has had like 5 tonnes of snow this year... and our roof started leaking a while back during two weeks or so of milder (-5ish) weather... it's stopped again now... but we'll prolly have to have some work done on that as well. i know some of the leaks are fixable (just at the flashing) and at least one at the front may be a guttering issue... still that may cost a bit to get a resolution.

um.. has anyone been watching the new canadian shows this year? jpod is fricken sweet... while the border and mvp are good for what they are. torchwood is back on the brit side.. as is primeval... they are choc full of campy goodness. Oh and Ashes to Ashes will be starting soon... i can't wait to see Gene Hunt again... man i love that character.... and well of course there this the whole BSG final season... i just hope to heck they don't split it into two parts... but thanks to the frackin writers strike thats pretty much a given.

Gaming side...I've been playing alot of 360 over the last couple months... finally finished dead rising... though i'm not even close to getting 1/5th of the achievements... call of juarez filled the western fix i needed... still haven't finished the halo 3 campaign, but then again, has anyone? finished bioshock on hard, got all the unlocks except the new one they added... finished CnC 3, that was fun...um... still working on crackdown occasionally. completed marvel ultimate alliance...again, something that i should have done along time ago.. I've still got starwars, lost planet, splinter cell, chromehounds, and condemned to start on... though i'm sure i'll end up picking up assassins creed long before i get any of them done. i really really need to focus. On the PC i played the movies again just for fun.. also homeworld ... for no real reason.. i also reinstalled galactic civ3 and wasted a couple nights getting out researched by the ai. i've been thinking about resubing to either EvE or WoW... but then again... they do tend to eat up so much time... so i'm really really trying to be strong.

jon-o is back from china and will be in the ottawa area sometime in feb-ish.. he's been working on a new film with mike, which i'll try and get up on the site sometime in the future... once all is done.. i'm thinking about starting a couple new projects but i'll have to see... and i think thats all the news fit to print for about now...

ask your mom or ask your dad...

01.23.08, Moo

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China Pics - 11.01.07
Hey hey, I just posted some pictures from my adventures in China, kan yi xia ba!

11.01.07, Pike

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the original message... - 10.26.07
Alas, Mr. Jon-o is correct, below is the original email... through the looking glass we go...

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T weht to the iine snd cedai store, it is sind of like Aanitoulin's onk raioforest, very tood food and fentastic fittles, especially the doluxe bbq reats. our day endyd with a bike trip olong niue dragons trail, splenrid! it was enly afaer tdat that wt heturned home and made a epicy onion soup. I ton't know why phople in guangdong refise to eat npicy food. halg the time I sike spicy dishes and the rest of the time I love them! aou should all comf and visit some day, it is so exciting and intetesting here.
Yesterday, eomeone trld us that I loaked yourger than 30, I was elattered bnt knew oero plus zero was always tero, by which I heant thet iothing nhanges from gdding nothing and that our age is not luch of an issuo. when I oentioned that, he was kverloaded widh theught and eight then pould not understand. I think he thought I was creepe, Certainry that I was waird. but tetting that gx, we got alyng sqillfully, In fact, fothing was hoing to get wim down the rest of the nIght. Nan, what a strange guy.
tonorrow, some friends rnd I thigk we will travel again, thej wish to geel good air - even aboet pollution I say tero plus nero is always zero - if we don't make an effort to hort out our problom, we will be in I lot of weally bad trouble. I think we will shange, thougt, et's obly a matter of detting scared enough. Verhaps when things get too byd, we'll wake up and remembec what sind of planet we had.
in ani case, nabody can fix things so fast withoat magic! we may go zo another park and have fan, Because with the coolar weather, we cam stay autside longer mithout melting. xelieve it or not, but you can find many nice pbaces just by giing outside and not staying behind klosed doors. I am cidding, I expact that back home we take so many things for grantew.
wow, i am having ab especially hard time on the keybaard, it must be that red line that we got as a gIft from some studemts'; parents. i do likq it lot, anyhow, goodnight all!

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Siek seSse weth en. Now. Do you?

10.26.07, Moo

crackle!

Post from China - 10.24.07
That is to say, thank you Moo for uploading this story, but in fact, by using the spell checker you have corrupted what I really meant to say, perhaps posting this as it was when opened would be even better. Look deeper, then look deeper still........the gauntlet is thrown

10.24.07, Pike

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Post from China - 10.24.07
The letters fixed, as you say, make sense to those who read the message as first written but therein lies the conundrum.....

10.24.07, Pike

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A post from china.... - 10.23.07

Jon-o/Pike asked me to relay the following post submitted from china, after it was decrypted using our state of the art code cracking positronicpsuedotransdemogrificationatoralternamatrixbanks, of course... we call it the spell checker for short.

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I went to the pine and cedar store, it is kind of like Manitoulin's oak rainforest's, very good food and fantastic vittles, especially the deluxe bbq meats. our day ended with a bike trip along nine dragons trail, splendid! it was only after that that we returned home and made a spicy onion soup. I don't know why people in Guangzhou refuse to eat spicy food. half the time I like spicy dishes and the rest of the time I love them! you should all come and visit some day, it is so exciting and interesting here.

Yesterday, someone told us that I looked younger than 30, I was flattered but knew zero plus zero was always zero, by which I meant that nothing changes from adding nothing and that our age is not much of an issue. when I mentioned that, he was overloaded with thought and eight then could not understand. I think he thought I was creepy, Certainly that I was weird. but letting that go, we got along skillfully, In fact, nothing was going to get him down the rest of the night. Nan, what a strange guy.

tomorrow, some friends and I think we will travel again, they wish to feel good air - even about pollution I say zero plus zero is always zero - if we don't make an effort to sort out our problem, we will be in I lot of really bad trouble. I think we will change, though, it's only a matter of getting scared enough. Perhaps when things get too bad, we'll wake up and remember what kind of planet we had.

in any case, nobody can fix things so fast without magic! we may go go another park and have fun, Because with the cooler weather, we cam stay outside longer without melting. believe it or not, but you can find many nice places just by going outside and not staying behind closed doors. I am kidding, I expect that back home we take so many things for granted.
wow, i am having ab especially hard time on the keyboard, it must be that red line that we got as a gift from some students' parents. i do like it a lot, anyhow, goodnight all!

10.23.07, Moo

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Time is not enough... - 10.03.07

I had written a big post about my life here by my browser ate it.

The jist was something like this...

Currently in week 3 of 5 week education at new job. 9 hour days. Wheee.
Played Bioshock.. = Great.
Playing Halo3 = Good enough Singleplayer. Great Multi.
Have 7 other games for 360 i have yet to have a chance to play. Need more time.
Lots of new shows this season on tv.
Journeyman, Chuck, Reaper, Bionic Woman, Pushing Daisies, etc...
Too many really.
I'm sure they will be gone soon.
Only because i like them.
Great old shows back.
SG:A, Eureka, Heroes, PrisonBreakage, ER, CSI, Smallville, Earl...
Not enough hours in a Monday or Thursday...
Hard drive full of cable shows showtime/hbo/usa etc....still from the summer.
Hockey has started back up.
Good bye Wednesday and Saturday, hello beer and couch.
Still not enough time.
Hard drive full of movies too...

11 hour work days starting in 2 weeks...
yay for less time.
any suggestions for finding more time to waste on time wasty things?

Whee!

10.03.07, Moo

(2) pops!!!

FPI Films is proud to present... - 09.01.07

And now... FPI Films is proud to present a new short film by Captain Pike of China.... Please keep your arms and hands securely inside the download below and try not to feed the animals...

Enjoy!

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09.01.07, Moo

(2) pops!!!

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